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Sneak Peak at Emoluments.Gov

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In an effort to streamline the purchasing of Presidential favors the White House today announced the imminent deployment of the website emoluments.gov. Let's explore it together!

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The Great Objectivist Strike is a parody of 'Objectivists' like former House Speaker Paul Ryan who espouse corporate individualism but are just government shills who Ayn Rand would most likely despise.

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Shredder Wanted

With the dramatic increase in senate and congressional investigations, now has never been a better time to begin a career in document shredding.

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